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Every once in a while I think I am going to post valuable Instructions on Life as I encounter them. The babies and I are battling thrush, so we have to take extra precautions with all of their nipples and pacifiers between feedings. So, for my first installment of Instructions on Life - How To Sterilize Nipples.



  1. Be sure to start your morning on little to no sleep
  2. Place nipples and pacifiers in pot of water.
  3. Place pot on the stove and turn to high.
  4. Allow to reach a rolling boil.
  5. Walk away.
  6. Get distracted by massive double blow out on first attempts at cloth diapering.
  7. Smell something "funny."
  8. See that the house has filled with plastic-y smoke.
  9. Freak out.
  10. Move to fresh air.
  11. Spend the next two days worrying about the possible toxic after affects of what has happened.

Follow the above directions, and you, too, can have this masterpiece in your collection.

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